Sledgemeister

The crowd will never tire of the lyric "Oh yeah"!

Live the life...stonewash your underpants.

Your singer is correct. "Night" is the word that best rhymes with "night".

If your neighbors keep complaining about the noise, turn up the volume until they move away.

It's okey for the drummer to buy, like, the hugest drumkit ever. No one wants to se his bad make-up anyway.

Beware: country bands, too, wear fringed jackets.

You only need one person with a mohawk in your band.

Don't let your drummer handle the money.

Don't eat anything that gets tossed onto the stage.

Always keep an empty bottle in the van. You'll see.

If anyone insists on wearing a white belt. Kick them out of the band.

Don't wear your guitar higher than your belt...you're not in The Beatles.

...more to come...